BIG SUR on the TIBER

“Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.”

~Bill Murray, Caddyshack

This is the dawning of the New Age of Aquarius and Leo, where consciousness, not truth, is the end goal for the listening and dialoguing enlightened ones. The synodal documents proudly proclaim this “new consciousness.”

“The understanding of the Synodal Church as one that walks together with everyone calls for the formation of the clergy and the laity on this new consciousness.”

Not convinced? Check out this Deepak doozy from the synodal swamis:

“Listening is not only listening to people. It involves listening to the local culture with the dynamics of co-responsibility and with the consciousness that culture is dynamic and evolving.”

And inhale this mindfulness mantra from among the synodal chants:

“The synodal documents expanded our consciousness about the realities of life in the Church in different places in the world. Also bringing our attention back to our own situation in the local Churches and to see the commonalities we all share.” ~(Session XI Group 15).

Now, with the recent release of the Synod Study Group #9 report, the Leo Vatican, under the leadership of James Martin, S.J. has finally arrived at Woodstock—unveiling a new theology of genitalia, half a century after the ‘69 Summer of Love packed up its tents. Peace out with your outdated Theology of the Body, brothers and sisters, and roll out the lavendar carpet for the shiny new synodal sexuality of ‘inclusion’. Somewhere along the synodal journey, St. Francis was toppled by the Castro District of San Francisco. And in his place now struts a glittering idol of rainbow heresy, blessing what God has always condemned.

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